The books they should have written
The BBC alerts us to some of the most unfortunate names in the UK. Here are some of them, with the books I wish they had written:
- Pester Power: The Dark Side of Advertising by Bill Board
- The Attainment of Excellence by Terry Bull
- Tree Surgery for Beginners by Tim Burr
- Popular Horticulture by Rose Bush
- Dressing Down by Pearl Button
- The Open Road by Barry Cade
- Keeping Your Options Open by Justin Case
- Marriage to Another Difficult Man by Mary Christmas
- The Hidden History of Venetian Blinds by Annette Curtain
- Painful Boundaries by Barb Dwyer
- Doing the Spadework by Doug Hole
- Cruel Humour by Jo King
- Overcoming Anxiety by Priti Manek
- The Demise of the Red Squirrel by Hazel Nutt
- Masters of the Universe by Anna Prentice
- Silent Killer by Anna Sasin
- Running a Marathon by Stan Still
- Popular Fiction by Paige Turner
- A Guide to the Opera by Carrie Oakey
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