The Wanderer

"As I walked through the wilderness of this world . . ."

The books they should have written

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The BBC alerts us to some of the most unfortunate names in the UK.  Here are some of them, with the books I wish they had written:

  • Pester Power: The Dark Side of Advertising by Bill Board
  • The Attainment of Excellence by Terry Bull
  • Tree Surgery for Beginners by Tim Burr
  • Popular Horticulture by Rose Bush
  • Dressing Down by Pearl Button
  • The Open Road by Barry Cade
  • Keeping Your Options Open by Justin Case
  • Marriage to Another Difficult Man by Mary Christmas
  • The Hidden History of Venetian Blinds by Annette Curtain
  • Painful Boundaries by Barb Dwyer
  • Doing the Spadework by Doug Hole
  • Cruel Humour by Jo King
  • Overcoming Anxiety by Priti Manek
  • The Demise of the Red Squirrel by Hazel Nutt
  • Masters of the Universe by Anna Prentice
  • Silent Killer by Anna Sasin
  • Running a Marathon by Stan Still
  • Popular Fiction by Paige Turner
  • A Guide to the Opera by Carrie Oakey
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Written by Jeremy Walker

Saturday 28 February 2009 at 09:00

Posted in General

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